character - Doctor (voice)

character - Blonde Zombie #2 (voice)

character - Daycare Teacher (voice)

character - Young Blonde's Husband (voice)

character - Mr. Questions (voice)

character - Joe (voice)

character - Jared

character - Michael

character - Caleb / Pornscape Residents (voice)

character - Teacher (voice)

character - Caleb (voice)

character - Mr. Albert (voice)

character - Caleb / Go-Gurt Thief / Teacher (voice)

character - Caleb / Lump Humpman (voice)

character - Caleb / IUD (voice)

character - Stan the Hormone Monster / Ambition Gremlin (voice)

character - Steven Tyler Glade Plug-In / Zombie (voice)

character - Caleb / Rewind Shirt Kid / Go-Gurt Burglar (voice)

character - Caleb / Dot #3 / Leore Paulblart (voice)

character - Caleb / Go-Gurt Burglar (voice)

character - Casting Agent

character - Dodo Bird Hunter

character - Mike

character - Big Mike

character - Good Samaritan

character - Gregg

character - Jim

character - Theater Patron #3

character - Panicked Man

character - Elliot

character - Eli

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